FuckTearsEatPIzzaOrMe

I waste most of my time on here reblogging anything and everything. Enjoy.

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tsarbucks:

this is my favorite part of american horror story murder house

merthuriscanon:

sizvideos:

Reginald D Hunter on Ireland - Videeo

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tylerchokely:

YALL GOTTA STOP
foodthatlookslikeiggyazalea:

Iggy Azalea and the ‘denim chicken’ from it’s always sunny in philadelphia
sofapizza:

had enough of your shit

yamino:

It looks SO UPSET lmao

(Source: sizvideos, via taylor-the-creator)

impalaorbust:

she wears short skirts

I am groot 

she’s cheer captain and 

I am groot

(via taylor-the-creator)

deanismypatronass:

cocolooo:

deanismypatronass:

cocolooo:

i love high contrast photos of fruit floating threateningly in the night

I don’t believe such a thing exists

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I was mistaken

(Source: teejayguanabana, via taylor-the-creator)

misha-dmitri-t-krushnic-collins:

pivotalwolf:

anorie:

lotrlockedwhovian:

baara:

the lady behind the counter asked how much whipped cream I wanted and I asked for a shit ton and then she came back with this

We now know the exact amount of shit ton, thank you for your contribution

#Excellent customer service

I used to work at Dunkin and I swear you would do things like this on peoples ridiculous requests and it either got a chuckle and a thank you… Or they bitched you out for being a smart ass.
Example: one time a dude asked for heavy cream so my cashier asked how white they wanted the coffee and they said make it purple. So I went to the decoration area and got flavorless food dye and made it purple. Never had a dude laugh harder in my life

this woukd have made me so happy

hiowl:

missmania244:

eatfithappiness:

epic-humor:

Animals Growing Up

Cuz who wouldn’t want this on their dash

The turtle one

If this doesn’t make ur day better u are wrong and you can go

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via uchizumaki)

louisharrystylinson:

louisharrystylinson:

I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR LIKE FOREVER

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see the ball

feel the ball

be the ball

(Source: louhza, via forgave)

turtle-pirate:

Jake’s mom is a total badass

(Source: rabalogy, via uchizumaki)

forgotn1:

"I fucked up, guys. I fucked up."

mangomamita:

also this is my favorite vine

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